Plumb Crazy

Synopsis

The Summer Of Her Junior Year, Texas Geek Girl Elva Presley Hicks Lands A Job As A Plumber's Helper In Houston, Texas. She Earns $$$$, But Is As Lonely As Heck. It's Not Like There Aren't Any Suitors. Elva Could Choose Chase, The Obese Pig Farmer, Or Wyatt, The Plumber With Wandering Hands, But She Yearns For Something More And Finds It With Electrician, Mitch Mccall. It's A Cosmic Connection. Mitch Isn't Turned Off By Elva's Name Or Fan Fiction Writing, And Elva Doesn't Lose Interest In Him After He Cuts Off His Nose. Trials And Triumphs Follow Elva, Including A Friendship Implosion, World-wide Fanfic Humiliation, And Goat Salvation. This Summer Is Destined To Be Elva's Most Memorable. Join Her! (this Book Was Previously E-published. It Was Also A 2011 Semi-finalist For The Amazon Breakthrough Novel Contest.)