The Unorthodox Haggadah: A Dogma-free Passover for Jews and Other Chosen People

Synopsis

This Book Offers The Ritual With A Hilarious, Irreverent Twist. It Is Genuinely Funny, Fun To Flip Through, And A Riot To Use At The Seder. Make Sure Everyone Around Your Table Has A Copy For The Next Passover. Excerpt: Let's Begin By Drinking The Blood Of A Virgin Lamb Off The Tip Of A Flaming Golden Scimitar. In The Event That You've De-virginized Your Lamb Or Misplaced Your Scimitar, Use Wine. Now, We Toast The Israelites For Rolling Out Of Egypt In Time And Generally Being Clever. Here Are A Few Things They've Invented Since 1901: Jeans, Lipstick, Hollywood, The Fax Machine, Psychoanalysis, And The Weekend. Thanks For Getting Us Out Of Egypt Before Shit Got Too Real. Drink The Second Cup Of Wine While Leaning To The Left.