We Are Never Meeting in Real Life.: Essays

Synopsis

With Heartfelt Candor And Her Usual Side-splitting Bite, Humorist, Essayist, And Blogger At Bitchesgottaeat.com Samantha Irby Captures Powerful Emotional Truths While Chronicling The Disaster That Has Been Her Life. An Ill-fated Pilgrimage And Romantic Vacation To Nashville To Scatter Her Estranged Father's Ashes, Awkward Sexual Encounters, A Bachelorette Application Gone Awry, And More-- Sometimes You Just Have To Laugh, Even When Your Life Is A Dumpster Fire. My Bachelorette Application -- A Blues For Fred -- The Miracle Porker -- Do You Guys Pay Your Fucking Bills Or What? -- You Don't Have To Be Grateful For Sex -- A Christmas Carol -- Happy Birthday -- A Case For Remaining Indoors -- A Total Attack Of The Heart -- A Civil Union -- Mavis -- Fuck It, Bitch. Stay Fat -- Nashville Hot Chicken -- I'm In Love And It's Boring -- A Bomb, Probably -- The Real Housewife Of Kalamazoo -- Thirteen Questions To Ask Before Getting Married -- Yo, I Need A Job -- Feelings Are A Mistake -- We Are Never Meeting In Real Life. Samantha Irby.