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Synopsis

A Collection Of Essays By The Popular Vice Contributor-- Preface: Hello, America! -- Things You Only Know If Both Your Parents Are Dead -- The Murderer Who Came To Tea -- Twitch.tv -- Ribs -- List Of Fears, A List -- Adult Size Large -- Stories From The Middle Of The Desert -- Swoosh -- P.c.m. -- Hot Sauce Capitalism -- A Can Of Lager And A Three-course Meal -- That Time I Invented Sitting Down -- I Have The Monopoly -- Hallowe'en '96 -- I Will Never Be As Tough As Pitbull -- The Tao Of Dog Piss -- Why 'rocky Iv' Is The Greatest Ever Rocky Film And Therefore By Extension The Greatest Film In History, An Imaginary Ted Talk -- Eyemask, A Review -- I Went To Barcelona And All I Got Was This Handjob From A Sex Robot -- Hey: Am I A Leather Jacket Guy? -- All The Fights I've Lost -- At Home, In The Rain -- Moustache Rider -- Running Alongside The Wagon. Joel Golby.