Dance of the Trustees: On the Astonishing Concerns of a Small Ohio Township

Synopsis

An Account Of Small-town Ohio As Told Through The Interactions Of Its Citizens And Civil Servants-- Quaint Vituperations : The Glen House Inn Controversy -- Historical Interlude 1 : A Brief History Of Miami Township's Boundaries, Development, And The People Therein -- The Debate About Breakfast's Legality Resurfaces -- A Quarter-inch Of Chaos : At The 2015 Apwa Southwestern Ohio Snow And Ice Removal Conference -- Historical Interlude 2 : The Noteworthy Buildings, Religious Reformers, And Principled Citizens Of Miami Township -- Procedure -- The Fire Department Report -- Cemetery Business, Part 1 : New Tech Finds Old Graves : A Few Days In Miami Township's Most Visible Cemetery -- Cemetery Business, Part 2 : An Account Of The Township's Murders -- Historical Interlude 3 : An Overview Of The Township's Celebrity Density, And The Rumor That Lee Harvey Oswald Was In The Area -- The Fiscal Officer's Report -- The Zoning Inspector's Report -- The Meeting Is Over -- Historical Interlude 4 : No Other Township... Can Claim As Many Acres Of Township Land Protected From Development -- Coda : Township Trustee Elections. Dylan Taylor-lehman. Includes Bibliographical References (pages 193-195).