The Octopus Rises

Synopsis

From A Heartbreaking And Pitch-perfect Account Of The End Of Bert And Ernie's Relationship, To A Story About Lovelorn Robots Looking For A 'chop-shop Owner Who's Willing To Look The Other Way' In A World Where Robot Sex Is Illegal, To A Miyazaki-esque Story About An Entire Town That Shares The Same Heart, Boudinot's Prose Crackles With Acerbic Wit. --provided By Death By Tchotchke -- The End Of Bert And Ernie -- Robot Sex -- An Essay And A Story About Mötley Crüe -- Chopsticks -- The Armies Of Elfland -- Cardiology -- The Guy Who Kept Meeting Himself -- Bleeding Man And Wounded Deer -- Readers & Writers -- Monitors -- The Mine. Ryan Boudinot.