Prairie Oysters

Synopsis

Residents Of The Small Texas Town Of Espantosa Are Used To Living Off The Map. The Only Industry They Had (a Goat Farm Operated By A Swashbuckling Aussie) Died From A Mysterious Blight Long Ago, The Opening Of An Interstate Turned The Main Road Through Town Into A Backwoods Byway, And The Sole Source Of Entertainment Is A Decrepit Theater That's Shown The Same Ragged Print Of The French Connection For More Than A Decade. But When Residents Learn That The Mysterious Miss Coakely Has Come To Town To Write A Guidebook, They Realize This Might Just Be Their Last Shot At Reversing Espantosa's Declining Fortunes. It's Up To Melchor Mendoza, Failed Entrepreneur And The Unofficial Mayor Of Espantosa, To Pull Together An Assortment Of Offbeat Townspeople In A Desperate Effort To Convince Miss Coakely That The Town Deserves More Than A Passing Mention In The Book. The Unlikely Cast Of Characters Includes A Curandera Who Employs Black Magic To Avoid Paying Her Taxes, A Septic Tank Cleaner Whose Nocturnal Prowlings Are Tolerated Because His Services Are Deemed To Vital To Dispense With, A Geriatric Anarchist Who Published The Town's Last Newspaper, And The Dangerously Flatulent Ghost Of Lyndon Baines Johnson. Told With Great Humor And A Keen Eye For Human Frailty, Prairie Oysters Is The Ribald Story Of A Town That Didn't Have Sense Enough To Lie Down And Die. Ultimately, It Is The Story Of Ordinary People Confronting The Terrible Gulf Between Reality And The Heart's Fiction. Their Triumph Is As Unexpected As It Is Heartbreaking.