You Better Not Cry: Stories for Christmas

Synopsis

In This Caustically Funny, Nostalgic, Poignant, And Moving Collection Augusten Burroughs Recounts Christmases Past And Present--as Only He Could. With Gimleteyed Wit And Illuminated Prose, He Shows How The Holidays Bring Out The Worst In Us And Sometimes, Just Sometimes, The Very, Very Best. You Better Not Cry -- And Two Eyes Made Out Of Coal -- Claus And Effect -- Ask Again Later -- Why Do You Reward Me Thus -- The Best And Only Everything -- Silent Night. Augusten Burroughs.