Fartin' Martin Sidebottom: The boy who couldn't stop breaking wind (Monstrous Morals)

Synopsis

Is Your Child A Breezy-buttocked Bottom-burper? A Frightful Figure Of Flatulence? A Truly Terrible Trumper? A Pungent Pumper Par Excellence? Does The Apple Of Your Eye Make More Noise Than The Biggest Jumbo Jet On Take-off And Emit More Methane Than A Large Herd Of Elephants On A Strictly Vegetarian Diet? Do You Find It Happening At Embarrassing Moments, Like When You're Standing In The Supermarket Queue Or Ordering A Meal In A Nice Restaurant? Do You Find Youself Frequently Having To Open Windows Or Move Into Another Room? The Second Step Is To Read This Book About Fartin' Martin Sidebottom, A Boy Who Can't Stop Breaking Wind. Martin Endures A Terrifying Adventure When He Joins A Wind Orchestra Conducted By The Devil And Ends Up In The Eye Of A Hurricane. It Is The First Book In The Monstrous Morals Series - A Fun And Educational Way For Parents To Get Important Messages Across About The Nasty Habits That Children Pick Up. Written In Comical Rhymes, Designed To Appeal To Both Children And Parents, The Monstrous Morals Aim To Make Sure Those Habits Aren't Carried Into Adulthood. We Begin Our Adventures With Fartin Martin Sidebottom - A Tale That Is Bound To Put The Wind Up Any Flatulent Child...