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Whatever You Do, Don't Run: True Tales Of A Botswana Safari Guide
Full title: | Whatever You Do, Don't Run: True Tales Of A Botswana Safari Guide |
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ISBN: | 9780762796472 |
ISBN 10: | 0762796472 |
Authors: | ALLISON PETER |
Publisher: | Lyons Press |
Edition: | 2nd ed. |
Num. pages: | 288 |
Binding: | Paperback |
Language: | en |
Published on: | 2014 |
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Synopsis
A Hilarious, Highly Original Collection Of Essays Based On The Botswana Truism: Only Food Runs! With A New Introduction And New Material From The Author In The Tradition Of Bill Bryson, A New Writer Brings Us The Lively Adventures And Biting Wit Of An African Safari Guide. Peter Allison Gives Us The Guide's-eye View Of Living In The Bush, Confronting The World's Fiercest Terrain Of Wild Animals And, Most Challenging Of All, Managing Herds Of Gaping Tourists. Passionate For The Animals Of The Kalahari, Allison Works As A Top Safari Guide In The Wildlife-rich Okavango Delta. As He Serves The Whims Of His Wealthy Clients, He Often Has To Stop The Impulse To Run As Far Away From Them As He Can, As These Tourists Are Sometimes More Dangerous Than A Pride Of Lions. No One Could Make Up These Outrageous-but-true Tales: The Young Woman Who Rejected The Recommended Safari-friendly Khaki To Wear A More Fashionable Hot Pink Ensemble; The Lost Tourist Who Happened To Be Drunk, Half-naked, And A Member Of The British Royal Family; Establishing A Real Friendship With The Continent's Most Vicious Animal; The Japanese Tourist Who Requested A Repeat Performance Of Allison's Being Charged By A Lion So He Could Videotape It; And Spending A Crazy Night In The Wild After Blowing A Tire On A Tour Bus.