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Santa Steps Out (the Santa Claus Chronicles)

Full title: Santa Steps Out (the Santa Claus Chronicles)
ISBN: 9781621050131
ISBN 10: 1621050130
Authors: Robert Devereaux
Publisher: Deadite Press
Num. pages: 294
Binding: Paperback
Language: en
Published on: 2011

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Synopsis

Sex, Death, and Santa Claus ...

His generosity is legendary. He has a devoted wife, a crack team of sky-borne reindeer, hordes of industrious elves, and the love of good little boys and girls around the globe. But what unholy desires now propel him into the lascivious clutches of a certain fairy? And who was he before the sleigh and workshop, in times forgotten? ...
She munches on molars, summons drowned sailors to her pleasure, and recalls, sharp as a pinprick, her life as the most savage of ash nymphs. Why then is she stuck, night after night, hovering above pillows to leave coins for gap-toothed brats? More important, how quickly can she captivate the jolly old elf to the north? ...
He's huge, fluffy, lonesome, and unbearably horny. On his Easter rounds, he contrives, as often as possible, to get a grip on himself and peer into interesting bedrooms. But who in the world will throw him down and ravage him as the lovers under his gaze ravage one another? ...
Deadite Press is proud to bring back the ultimate erotic Christmas story from Robert Devereaux